{"id":134,"date":"2018-12-16T05:45:11","date_gmt":"2018-12-16T05:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/?p=134"},"modified":"2019-02-07T18:18:47","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T18:18:47","slug":"independently-hitched-donkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/2018\/12\/16\/independently-hitched-donkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Independently Hitched Donkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_5897\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-134-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/IndependentlyHitchedDonkey.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/IndependentlyHitchedDonkey.mp3\">https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/IndependentlyHitchedDonkey.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/IndependentlyHitchedDonkey.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/?powerpress_pinw=134-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/IndependentlyHitchedDonkey.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"IndependentlyHitchedDonkey.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>Zak and Certus talk about the self-cannibalism of the patriarch, the very nature of the pod, freeloading off of technology, a poem about Buick, and acronyms that shall not be named.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spotify Podcasts<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.beefanddairynetwork.com\/\">Beef and Dairy Network<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.maximumfun.org\/shows\/my-brother-my-brother-and-me\">MBMBAM<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/chapotraphouse.com\/\">Chapo Trap House<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/certus.rocks\/rant\">certus.rocks\/rant<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pocketcasts.com\/\">Pocket Casts<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/overcast.fm\/\">Overcast<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mydadwroteaporno.com\/\">My Dad Wrote A Porno<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2018\/02\/28\/sec_google_youtube\/\">Who Knows if YouTube is Profitable<\/a> &#8211; 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