{"id":245,"date":"2019-10-19T18:39:34","date_gmt":"2019-10-19T18:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/?p=245"},"modified":"2019-10-19T18:39:34","modified_gmt":"2019-10-19T18:39:34","slug":"satisfyingly-burnt-assessments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/2019\/10\/19\/satisfyingly-burnt-assessments\/","title":{"rendered":"Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9392\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-245-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.mp3\">https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/?powerpress_pinw=245-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/zaksharp.me\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zak<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/certusstone.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Certus<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> talk about whether Zak\u2019s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak\u2019s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for Fall; or, Dodge in Hell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.berkeassessment.com\/solutions\/personality-testing\/culture-fit\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Culture Fit Assessments<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Berke<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jenlewis\/which-friends-character-are-you\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Which \u201cFriends\u201d Character Are You?<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Buzzfeed<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/sheridanwatson\/which-nyc-borough-are-you\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Which NYC Borough Are You?<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Buzzfeed<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/answers.microsoft.com\/en-us\/surface\/forum\/surfbook-surfperf\/surface-book-battery-1-not-present\/4cfc4451-5227-4fa7-a3e2-27b60f623513?page=2\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Surface Book Tablet Battery Issues (one of many)<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Microsoft Help Forums<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_246\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-246\" style=\"width: 750px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-246\" src=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/image.png\" alt=\"Surface Exhaust\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/image.png 750w, https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/image-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-246\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Surface Exhaust<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ifixit.com\/Answers\/View\/414634\/Yellow+streak+around+edge+of+screen\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Surface Book Burns Itself<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; iFixit<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Email Satya Nadella<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (maybe)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pegatron\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pegatron<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wikipedia<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NcK4upEvqHg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Surface Book with Performance Base<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Tested on YouTube<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Mother_of_All_Demos\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mother of All Demos (1968)<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wikipedia<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/ipad-pro\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">iPad Pro<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Apple<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/apple-arcade\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Apple Arcade<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Apple<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wacom.com\/en-us\/products\/pen-tablets\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wacom Tablet<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Time_travel\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Time Travel<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wikipedia<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.raspberrypi.org\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Raspberry Pi<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ish.app\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">iSH<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/factorio.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Factorio<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/254200\/FortressCraft_Evolved\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">FortressCraft Evolved<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Steam<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.linode.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Linode<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vim.org\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vim<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gnu.org\/software\/emacs\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Emacs<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.macstories.net\/stories\/beyond-the-tablet\/11\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Podcasting from iPad Pro<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; MacStories<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tombihn.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom Bihn<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Blockchain Squad<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fedscoop.com\/blockchain-for-government-technology-hate\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why Does Blockchain Make People so Mad?<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; fedscoop<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/post-it\/id920127738\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Post-it<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; App Store<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Book Club<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780062458711\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fall; or, Dodge in Hell<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; indiebound<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fantastic_Beasts_and_Where_to_Find_Them\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wikipedia<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Tales_of_Beedle_the_Bard\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Tales of Beedle the Bard<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wikipedia<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Contact Us<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thepunsguy\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@thePunsGuy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Support Us<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Patreon: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/patreon.com\/worryingbugs\" rel=\"payment\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">https:\/\/patreon.com\/worryingbugs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This episode\u2019s PGP signature: (<a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episode-signatures\/SatisfyinglyBurntAssessments.sig\">download link<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/how-to-verify-a-worrying-bugs-signature\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What is This?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zak and Certus talk about whether Zak\u2019s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak\u2019s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for Fall; or, Dodge in Hell. &nbsp; Culture Fit Assessments &#8211; Berke Which \u201cFriends\u201d Character Are You? &#8211; Buzzfeed Which NYC Borough Are You? &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/2019\/10\/19\/satisfyingly-burnt-assessments\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}