{"id":51,"date":"2017-09-27T03:39:33","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T03:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/?p=51"},"modified":"2019-02-07T18:19:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T18:19:00","slug":"bionically-secured-bedposts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/2017\/09\/27\/bionically-secured-bedposts\/","title":{"rendered":"Bionically Secured Bedposts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9918\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-51-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/BionicallySecuredBedposts.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/BionicallySecuredBedposts.mp3\">https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/BionicallySecuredBedposts.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/BionicallySecuredBedposts.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/?powerpress_pinw=51-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/episodes\/BionicallySecuredBedposts.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BionicallySecuredBedposts.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/superawesomecorp.com\/worryingbugs\/index.php\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>Paper security flaws, writing tools, macFruitPhone10, coffee that is the correct temperature, smuggling pink almond drink, trundle sleeping, pianos eating people in 1977, and the last Reamde book club.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/apple-events\/september-2017\/\">Apple Special Event<\/a>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/apple-watch-series-3\/\">Apple Watch Series 3<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Apple_A11\">Apple A11 Bionic &#8211; 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