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Completely Milked Vacuums

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Zak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time.

Wzwuzbyzwyz Street

Dominos Paving for Pizza
How does Google blur license plates – Quora
Västerås Detail Plans – vasteras.se
Turing complete – Wikipedia
von Neumann Processor Architecture – Wikipedia

Homemade Almond Milk

Almond Cow
Food Science Textbook – Springer

Almond Milk Reviews

Summer Themes

Season of Leisure Reading List – Goodreads

Vacuum Friend

Central Vacuum – Wikipedia
Bissel Zing Bagless Canister Vacuum

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Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice

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Zak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like.

Sidecar

Semesterly Themes

Know What Sucks?

Miele Vacuums
Corner Roomba
bObsweep
bObsweep quiz
Caesium – Wikipedia
Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel – Wikipedia
The Animated Version which includes musical numbers for some reason – YouTube

Good Smells

Poultice – Wikipedia

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Insularly Talossan Writings

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Zak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read.

SlytherHuffleGryffinClaw

hayhayyabaebae_ – Wattpad
caitlin1 – Wattpad
How do I disable right click – Stack Overflow

Micronation – Wikipedia

Talossa – Wikipedia
Molossia
List of Micronations – Wikipedia
The “This Aint It, Chief Act” – The Kingdom of Talossa
Do you know how to build a Jet Engine and also feed yourself? – ThoughtSlime on YouTube

Radburn, New Jersey – Wikipedia

“It’s the middle of the Cold War and everything’s Communism” – Frank Zeidler
The other image Zak was referencing
American Influence on Stockholm’s Post World War II Suburban Expansion – Planning History
Notion

Star Wars Dwarfism

Insular Dwarfism – Wikipedia
Star Wars Species – Wikipedia
Yoda’s Species – Wookiepedia
Midi-chlorian – Wookiepedia

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Electrically Zombified Enthusiasm

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Zak and Certus come to a shocking conclusion about lightning, talk about how super good we’re doing right now, make face covers, review some oatmilk, and protest the lack of chocolate bunnies.

How Lightning Works

Depth-First Search – Wikipedia
Breadth-First Search – Wikipedia
Gravity Visualized – YouTube
A* Search – Wikipedia
Franklin Rod – Franklin Institute
Directory Traversal Attack – OWASP
The Javadoc (so you don’t have to memorize it)
How do electrons know where to go? – Physics Stack Exchange
Ant Colony Optomization – Wikipedia
How Does Lightning Know Where to Go? – Physics Stack Exchange
Contlactless Delivery – Domino’s
Lightning Slow-Mo – YouTube

Inside Tips

Why Milwaukee only had 5 voting locations – JSOnline
7 Ways to Maximize Misery – YouTube
My Local Charcuterie Station
Baba is You
Minecraft

DIY Zombie Survival – Amazon

Let’s All Wear Masks – IdleWords
HKMask
Froedert Mask Tutorial
CDC Mask Guidelines
Billie Eilish Gucci Facemask – South China Morning Post
FaceID Compatible Facemask
Bollie – YouTube
What Do Dogs See When They Watch TV – SciShow
Zigbee Alliance
Bill Gates’s Fancy House – A Connected Home

Planet Oat Extra Creamy Oat Milk

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Hedonistically Intersectional Rights

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Zak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not applying.

Video Games

Fire Red Emulator
Stardew Valley
Minecraft
Hedonic Treadmill – Wikipedia
Skinner Box – Wikipedia
CGP Grey on Seeing the Spreadsheet (@ ~47 mins) – RelayFM

Spring Break Lists

Locke & Key – Wikipedia
Break – Merriam-Webster

Do Birds Get Rights?

COVID–19 – CDC
Utah DNR Bird Tracking Video – Esri
Utah DNR Bird Tracking Site
Corporations Get Rights – Wikipedia
Freedom to Roam – Wikipedia
Bird Excrement – Encyclopedia Britannica
Deer Guard – Vehicleic
Cowcatcher – Wikipedia
Insurance Fraud – Wikipedia
Lemmings Don’t Actually Do That – Britannica

TikTok

Makeup Revolution

Red Lipstick Suffragettes – BBC
The Furries Got a Tank – Twitter
Dandelion Root Tea – Traditional Medicinals

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Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs

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Zak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside.

Break

Asymptomatic – Wikipedia
The latest on COVID–19 – CDC
Sub – Microsoft Docs
Mr. (Dr.) Java – Wikipedia
.NET Languages – The Microsoft Fan Wiki
Time For Slimes
Rust
Slime Rancher Speedruns – Speedrun.com
Minecraft End Poem – Minecraft Gamepedia
Zorb – Wikipedia

Greeble – Wikipedia

Spaceteam
Greeble Mango – YouTube
Discombobulator – Blender Docs

Prepped

Max Temkin Panicking About the Virus – Do By Friday
The Zombie Survival Guide – Amazon
ThoughtSlime – YouTube

Spotify

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Fundamentally Discursive Dust

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Zak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes.

How Loud Is My Home?

Measure Noise Levels with Apple Watch – Apple
Brake Dust considered harmful – BBC News

Themes

Zak’s Time Tracking

Discourse – Culs-de-sac

Cul de Sac – 99 Percent Invisible
Culs-de-sac – Wikitionary
Waukesha’s Racism hurt Light Rail in Milwaukee County – Urban Milwaukee
- More on that because I could’t find it and thought I was going crazy
Praxis – Wikipedia
Small Band-Aids – Band-aid

Contractors

Indoor Air Quality – OSHA
Molekule Air Purifier
Molekule bad – Wirecutter on YouTube
The Lorax (film) – Wikipedia

Busses

Walking Distance – Human Transit
Walking Distance – Robot or Not 177 (not wrong but on thin ice)
General Transit Feed Specification
Madison Transit API
OneBusAway
WiFi Pineapple – Hak5

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Reportedly Sexist Stars

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Zak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’s non-dairy almond beverage.

Alex Brower – Twitter

Milwaukee Non-Partisan Primary Results

Aftershow

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Space Force Stole! – Brand New

Air Force Space Command – Wikipedia
US Army – Wikipedia
US Department of Defense – Wikipedia
Mogo – Wikipedia
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Series – Wikipedia
James Thomson of PCalc – Debug Podcast
Have You Noticed Those Weird New Mailboxes? – NYT
You Can’t Tell Me What To Do; I’m Not A Citizen – Wikipedia

Zines

A Room of One’s Own

Time Tracking

Tree Sexism – Scientific American

Birdsong and Stress – University of Surrey
The Baron In The Trees – Wikipedia
The Birds Work For the Bourgeoise – YouTube
Donald Duck’s Bad Dream – Open Culture

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Punctually Concussed Crimes

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Zak and Certus talk about Zines, Themes, and Check-Ins, a brand new recurring topic, Zak’s butter-color adventure, how Certus saved the Internet, and when we last heard from the government.

Zines

Last Time We Talked About Zines – Worrying Bugs
Concussion (2015 Film) – IMDB
Anniversary Gifts – A Practical Wedding

Themes

Thymine – Wikipedia
Cortex – Relay FM
The Theme System
Video About Themes – CGP Grey
Impact Sprinkler – Wikipedia
City of Madison Alders
Sorry I said Um so much here. I was thinking through it for the first time on air.
Philosopher Kings – Philosophy Tube
Why Steve Jobs always wore the same thing – CNN
How Zak Time Tracks
Full Send – Urban Dictionary

CIADBC

Domino’s App
Upgradies 2019 – Relay FM
Peloton is Cancelled – Twitter
Peloton is Cancelled – The Verge
Modern Education was designed to make docile factory workers – Quartz
DHH on tech overwork – Twitter

Butter Crimes – Twitter

A Crime A Day – Twitter
Federal Regulations Title 21, § 136.110(c)(17)
Munsell Color Standards
Nightmare King from Burger King – Gannett

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Rather Semesterly Preferences

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Zak and Certus talk about systems for filing, putting the brakes on winter break, which island we’re tryin to get to, our preferences for our systems, and a shocking revelation about trees.

APFS – Wikipedia