Financially Amplified Gigablast

Zak and Certus talk about how to send the bits, resisting from home, stealing money, collapsing Zak’s vibe, and Black Lives Matter (still).

WiFi

Follow-Up

How to Steal From a Financial Institution

Wave function

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Cryogenically Fine Meatball

Zak and Certus talk about how it all sucks, but we’re fine mostly.

Black Lives Matter

Themes

Minecraft

Phillip W Battery Went to Space

 

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Completely Milked Vacuums

Zak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time.

Wzwuzbyzwyz Street

Homemade Almond Milk

Almond Milk Reviews

Summer Themes

Vacuum Friend

 

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Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice

Zak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like.

Sidecar

Semesterly Themes

Know What Sucks?

Good Smells

 

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Insularly Talossan Writings

Zak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read.

SlytherHuffleGryffinClaw

Micronation – Wikipedia

Radburn, New Jersey – Wikipedia

Star Wars Dwarfism

 

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Electrically Zombified Enthusiasm

Zak and Certus come to a shocking conclusion about lightning, talk about how super good we’re doing right now, make face covers, review some oatmilk, and protest the lack of chocolate bunnies.

How Lightning Works

Inside Tips

DIY Zombie Survival – Amazon

Planet Oat Extra Creamy Oat Milk

 

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Hedonistically Intersectional Rights

Zak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not applying.

Video Games

Spring Break Lists

Do Birds Get Rights?

TikTok

Makeup Revolution

 

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Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs

Zak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside.

Break

Greeble – Wikipedia

Prepped

Spotify

 

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Fundamentally Discursive Dust

Zak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes.

How Loud Is My Home?

Themes

  • Zak’s Time Tracking

Discourse – Culs-de-sac

Contractors

Busses

 

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Reportedly Sexist Stars

Zak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’s non-dairy almond beverage.

Alex Brower – Twitter

Aftershow

Space Force Stole! – Brand New

Zines

Time Tracking

Tree Sexism – Scientific American

 

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