Problematically Shelled Soy

Zak and Liz talk about the best dairy-free cream cheese that Liz has had the pleasure of spreading onto a bagel.

Zak calls out the cowards at Malk Organics LLC for not standing up to the dairy lobby… oh, and their new oat milk isn’t that good.

Zak describes the Log4Shell exploit and all of the innocuous decisions that lead up to its presence in a large amount of software written in Java.

Recorded on December 22, 2021

Dairy Alternatives
Tofutti Cream Cheese
Malk

Log4Shell – Wikipedia
4K Yule Log – PBS on YouTube
Log4J – Apache
Logging and Monitoring – The New Stack
JNDI – Wikipedia
Java RMI
URLClassLoader
Tomcat BeanFactory – Apache
The Jira Issue
Prepared statement – Wikipedia
Dependabot – GitHub Blog

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Fishily Ratcheting Allegations

Zak and Liz talk about the best chocolate chip cookie in Milwaukee. You can only get them during certain times of year, so make sure to get them while they’re hot.

Zak explains the ‘soup’ model for the genetic testing of Subway™ Tuna™.

Liz rambles about how the Matrix Conversation Standard works. The servers get ratcheted twice, I think.

Recorded on December 5, 2021

Subway Tuna
Episode about Subway Bread – Worrying Bugs
Episode about Subway Tuna – Worrying Bugs
The Big Tuna Sandwich Mystery – The New York Times
Millennials Are Killing Tuna – Wall Street Journal
PCR – Wikipedia
The Seafood List – FDA.gov
Inside Edition investigation on Subway tuna
Subway Tuna Facts – Wayback Machine
Joseph McCarthy – Wikipedia
You’re Wrong About the McDonald’s Hot Coffee Case – Overcast.fm
Numpty – Wikitionary

Matrix Conversation Standard
Signal Messenger
Double Ratchet Algorithm – Open Whisper Systems
Secure Key Exchange – Computerphile on YouTube
Snow Crash – IndieBound
Matrix Signal Bridge

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