Routinely Secured Bleachers

Certus and Zak talk about giant futon bleachers, swirling air pens, weird and complicated Bitcoin, typing in Australian, Sweden leaking, penguins running in windows, Greek “B” iPads, semi-mobile Solitaire, cooking pot stickers, more modes of modality, productivity trips, routinely not having routines, and not Zak’s notes.

 

 

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Neutrally Entangled Net

Certus and Zak talk about China teleporting, a lack of news, a not positive or negative net, almond (milk?) lattes, Caffeine IVs, sea monster stories, ice cream productivity, lying to our social media overlords, dentists warning about brain damage, LOUD NOISES, dancing with spiders, boats (yay).

 

 

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Eerily Fast Successes

Certus and Zak talk about exploding phone cases for safety, car crashes for not safety, grilling with thumbs, a solution for digital rights management, not viruses, trying to have money, shaking milk, wind powered transportation, incentives, tracking water, addictions to phones, small drivers, and the ever-present battle between color and other colors.

 

 

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Wonderfully Lost Footage

Certus and Zak talk about Apple executives talking, phone protection, storing things on magnetic tapes? weird bird AI’s, failing bubble guns, beautiful soup, and fictional viruses.

 

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Shockingly Existant Skyscrapers

Certus and Zak talk about little baby AIs, cucumber classes, birds with superpowers, how to fix books, blockchain, drinking more, driving more, exercising their bodies, watching videos on an airplane, ceremonial bubble hats, staying up because we can and sleeping because we should, tiny particles, theme park movies, speedy decomposition, and the first chapter of Neal Stephenson’s Reamde.

 

 

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Frighteningly Productive AI

Certus and Zak talk about the finals crunch, closing rituals, computer “uh-oh” protection, small writing sticks, fake party traps, Google maybe ruining the future, better coffee code, AR in drawers, mean (but polite) worms, incredible feats of hurdling, writing stuff down, some details of our todo lists, the goal of productivity, an information-based economy, unfortunately timed purchases, and starting a book club.

 

 

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Frantically Memorized Scripts

Certus and Zak talk about memorizing things, drama clubs, new calendars, old calendars, todo systems, earplugs, what brains look like, biographies, motivational posters, exercising without moving, 4N6 publishing, trying to beat composers, and protecting the galaxy again.

 

Efficiently Crashing Drones

Certus and Zak talk about making ink into electrons, not listening to teachers, kind of listening to music, Certus’ podcast addiction, fights between trees and quadcopters, failing at efficiency, awful ads, less than one day movies, more milk politics, the least good way to find prime numbers, and competitive public speaking.

 

Imperfectly Produced Vibrations

Certus and Zak talk about phoney gnomes, the French and German War of 2017, bikes and screws, buying history, illegal robots, The Flash’s hand, doing things later, rap battles, calendars, old dudes robbing banks, soylent food trucks, thinking, sneaker/neck accessories, and trying not to be sick.

 

 

Carefully Crafted Buttons

Steven and Zak talk about scary mushrooms, languages, chinese computer snakes, toothbrushes, random numbers, teleporting cats, big red buttons, acronyms, internet of things coffee makers, playing music, high schoolers making decisions about international issues, Conway’s game of life all the way down, and followed up on habit trackers.