Worrying Bugs – Page 5 – Zak Sharp and Certus Stone host a podcast that is generally about our lives, but we promise it's more interesting than that. We might talk about milk politics, philosophy, technology, college life, everything you could possibly want to know about whatever we find interesting this week, and more.

Sleepily Shopping Spectre

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Zak and Certus talk about the exact amount of time until Black Future Month, pawning Zak’s PGP keys, Zak experiencing the ghost of cooking future, the multitude of ways to tell your Mac to take a nap, and our genuine concern for the healh of your battery.

How Long ’til Black Future Month – IndieBound

Data Storage Wars

PGP – Wikipedia
PGP Signing
Little Brother – Craphound
Botnet – Wikipedia
Elon Musk Brain Chip – CNET
Year Zero – Indiebound
The Artificial Intelligene That Deleted A Century – YouTube
Library of Babel

Cooking Workflow

Boilerplate – Wikipedia
Groceries in Drafts – Drafts Forums
Gantt chart – Wikipedia
Chopping Onions Fast
Chop Onions – BBC
San Pellegrino

Sleep

pmset – Wikipedia

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Economically Constrained Creativity

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Zak and Certus talk about a future Apple sucking, whether or not we get cool stuff after building the guillotine, and how not to manufactuer toilet paper.

Apple Vacuum

Phil Shiller “Advances” – Apple
ATP Episode 391 – Worse in Stupid Ways
Das Kapital – Wikipedia
Wobbly Tables and the Problem with Futurism – Medium
Loftie Alarm Clock – Instagram
Linux.org
Indieweb

Socialism Computers – Jacobin

Watchsmith – App Store
Geneva Moon – App Store
[DavidSmith](https://twitter.com/DavidSmith) – Twitter
Under the Radar – RelayFM
Focused (Formerly Free Agents) – RelayFM

Our Sponsor – Instagram

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Hotly Copylefted Cube

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Zak and Certus talk about decentralized baking, the super tiny blackhole train, how .NET is killing the internet, and laser removal.

Blockchain Squad

Great British Baking Show – Netflix
Salt Fat Acid Heat – Netflix
Salt Fat Acid Heat – Indiebound
Yamaroku Soy Sauce – Oishi So Japan
Hour Long Sourdough – Proof Bread on YouTube
The Hard Reality of Local Eggs – Proof Bread on YouTube
GDP – SMBC
Capital – Marx
How we control banana age – National Geographic
You can tell an ant that it’s dead – The New York Times
Supertrain – John Roderick Wiki
Mango USB Cable – Amazon
“Poverty Porn” – Wikipedia
Copyleft.org
This Teacher’s Students Surprised Her With Better Public Infrastructure – Reductress
TikTok Dance robot – Ash on Twitter
American Healthcare by Penelope Scott – YouTube

Screw javascript:void(0)

Javascript void – MDN
Rust enforces it at compile-time – Twitter

Laser Hair Removal

What that laser do? – Mayo Clinic
Laser Hair Removal – Veritasium on YouTube

Disambiguation: PSL – Wikipedia

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Compactly Pointillist Lies

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Zak and Certus talk about the opposite of guitar, trust, closet space, and the fine details of plants.

Bose Un-Guitar Headphones

Lying to your Therapist

The Laws of Robotics – Wikipedia

Moving

Instagram – XKCD
Capsule Hotel – Wikipedia
Synchronization of Metronomes – Harvard on YouTube
Uglydoll – Wikipedia

Plants

Winter Berries Stamps – USPS
Botanical Illustration is becoming endangered – Washington Post
Virtual Flora of Wisconsin
Wisconsin Flora – Amazon
John Burgoyne
Steve Buchanan – Dig It Magazine
American Society of Botanical Artists
GBBS – Netflix
Chicken Cake – YouTube
Pointillism – Wikipedia

Great Tit – Wikipedia

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Icily Tested Strawberries

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Zak and Certus talk about remote gaming, mountain gaming, dipping a toe in the waters of unit, how to achieve our dreams of labor, and the latest and greatest from SuperAwesome Corp.

WWDC 2020 in 18 Minutes – The Verge on YouTube

Steam Machines – Steam
eGPU.io
KVM Switch – Wikipedia
Logitech Harmony Breakdown – Foone on Twitter

Video Game

Testing

The Good Place – Wikipedia
Sheep Coaster – coxblocks.rocks
Dogfooding – Wikipedia
Definition of Web App – Wikipedia
return a==0 ? true : false;
The Omni Group
git bisect
Creative Selection – GitHub

Dream Jobs

What to Study – BeAnActuary.org

Ice Maker

Weird Ice Science! – ClearlyFrozen
Neat Ice Kit – Studio Neat
The Obsessive World of Artisinal Cocktail Ice – Wired

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Financially Amplified Gigablast

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Zak and Certus talk about how to send the bits, resisting from home, stealing money, collapsing Zak’s vibe, and Black Lives Matter (still).

WiFi

Follow-Up

Homeplace (A Site Of Resistance) – libcom.org

How to Steal From a Financial Institution

OWASP
Humble Bundle
The NGO-ization of Resistance – InvestigAction
Emotional Support Animal
The 414s – Wikipedia

Wave function

Wave function – Wikipedia
How Quantum Computers Break Encryption – MinutePhysics (YouTube)
Quantum Coproessor Principles – IEEE
Wont – Merriam-Webster
Do By Friday

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Cryogenically Fine Meatball

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Zak and Certus talk about how it all sucks, but we’re fine mostly.

Black Lives Matter

This Is Fine – Twitter
Boogaloo Boys – Wikipedia
Little Brother – Craphound

Themes

Feeling Lucky Punk? – Wikiquote
Cryogenics – xkcd
Homeplace (A Site of Resistance) by bell hooks – libcom

Minecraft

Smallest mini excavators on the market – Compact Equipment
Infinite Storage System – SethBling on YouTube
4’33″ – YouTube

Phillip W Battery Went to Space

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU DON’T WANT MINECRAFT CANCELLED – YouTube
Phillip Battery whining that Space Man doesn’t like him – YouTube
The Worm – NASA
Twitter Branding Guidelines
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Completely Milked Vacuums

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Zak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time.

Wzwuzbyzwyz Street

Dominos Paving for Pizza
How does Google blur license plates – Quora
Västerås Detail Plans – vasteras.se
Turing complete – Wikipedia
von Neumann Processor Architecture – Wikipedia

Homemade Almond Milk

Almond Cow
Food Science Textbook – Springer

Almond Milk Reviews

Summer Themes

Season of Leisure Reading List – Goodreads

Vacuum Friend

Central Vacuum – Wikipedia
Bissel Zing Bagless Canister Vacuum

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Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice

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Zak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like.

Sidecar

Semesterly Themes

Know What Sucks?

Miele Vacuums
Corner Roomba
bObsweep
bObsweep quiz
Caesium – Wikipedia
Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel – Wikipedia
The Animated Version which includes musical numbers for some reason – YouTube

Good Smells

Poultice – Wikipedia

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Insularly Talossan Writings

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Zak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read.

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