Hedonistically Intersectional Rights

Zak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not applying.

Video Games

Spring Break Lists

Do Birds Get Rights?

TikTok

Makeup Revolution

 

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Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs

Zak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside.

Break

Greeble – Wikipedia

Prepped

Spotify

 

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Fundamentally Discursive Dust

Zak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes.

How Loud Is My Home?

Themes

  • Zak’s Time Tracking

Discourse – Culs-de-sac

Contractors

Busses

 

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Reportedly Sexist Stars

Zak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’s non-dairy almond beverage.

Alex Brower – Twitter

Aftershow

Space Force Stole! – Brand New

Zines

Time Tracking

Tree Sexism – Scientific American

 

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Punctually Concussed Crimes

Zak and Certus talk about Zines, Themes, and Check-Ins, a brand new recurring topic, Zak’s butter-color adventure, how Certus saved the Internet, and when we last heard from the government.

Zines

Themes

CIADBC

Butter Crimes – Twitter

 

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Rather Semesterly Preferences

Zak and Certus talk about systems for filing, putting the brakes on winter break, which island we’re tryin to get to, our preferences for our systems, and a shocking revelation about trees.

APFS – Wikipedia

Winter Update

  • Bug – Merriam-Webster
  • PHP – WhyDoesItSuck.com

Spring 2020 Semester Theme

Fresh Device Opinions

PSA

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Meteorologically Disastrous Federation

Zak and Certus talk about getting detained indefinitely, how we can use 5G to control the weather, accidental progress, alternative holiday drinks, trying to be good at useless skills, why we should be in charge of all logo design, and a bag of milk nuts.

3.4 Oz – MentalFloss

5G Will Screw Up the Weather – BuzzFeed

Winter Goals

Almond Nog – Trader Joe’s

Hex Guess

Milwaukee County Logos – Milwaukee Record

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Frustratingly Optimized Dotfiles

Zak and Certus talk about the Man, Zak’s Lackbook Pro, Certus’ linen-based internet, our quarterly earnings, our plans to break the winter, how to set up Zak’s new computer, and finals.

MacBook Pro – Apple

Semester Review

Winter Break

Defaults

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Happily Highlighted PepsiCo

Zak and Certus talk about the answers that lie in the stars, bottling things, Zak’s new computer that is really close to existing, Zak’s hot take regarding highlighting, turning the cows happy with VR, the weird things that we do when we’re stressed, what even is a document, and a PSA.

 

Biopower – Wikipedia

JetPens.com

Zak’s Fancy New Computer

Highlight Should Be Darken

They’re Putting Meadows in the VR to Turn the Fricking Cows Happy – The Verge

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team – Wikipedia

Documents

WATER HAMMER – Twitter

 

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Dangerously Metallic Port

Zak and Certus talk about programmer stuff (might want to skip this bit), the glorious button future, how we can’t talk to each other, Zak’s potential new computer, password bureaucracies, humbly bundled movies, doctor shops, and quiet panics.

 

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5G – Qualcomm

Smile Extensions

Blazing Fast Computer Stuff

Lastpass

Plex

 

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